I Don't Do Cocaine But It Smells Amazing Unisex T-Shirt

HOW TO CHOOSE YOUR STYLE AND SIZE

All of our tees are unisex which means they are between men's and women's sizes.

Lightweight T-Shirts: Bella + Canvas 3001 - Approx. 4 oz/yd2 (135 gsm)

These lightweight ring spun tees are best suited for those who prefer ultra soft, thin, and light tees. Often these people dislike heavyweight tees and think they are cheap because it's rough and/or heavy.

For ladies: If you order your normal size, It'll be more of a RELAXED fit. Size DOWN for a SLIMMER fit.

For men: If you order your normal size, It'll be more of a SLIMMER fit. Size Up for a more RELAXED fit.

Heavyweight T-Shirts: Comfort Colors 1717 - Approx. 6 oz/yd2 and up (200 gsm+)

These heavyweight tees are best suited for those who prefer thick, heavy-duty, heavyweight tees. Often These people dislike the lightweight ring spun tee and think they are cheap because it's thin AND light.

Both of these options however, are premium t-shirts!

For the trendy oversized look, order TWO sizes up from your normal size.

Please see our sizing & product info page here for more info on measurements, sizing, and garment care.